My First Post - Already an Angry One.

Welcome and thanks for stopping by. Just for your fair warning there is most definitely going to be a serious amount of profanity used on this page. So if anyone leaves me a post crying about how the language is inappropriate kindly die in a fire because I Honestly don't care.

I Suppose I should get down to business here, I would love to politic and tell you about myself but I'm too pissed off right now and i need to vent, If you still just HAVE to know something about me you could always try paying attention and clicking on the "ABOUT ME" section.

So listen to this asshattery. I got this new IMAC from the Apple Store in the danbury fair mall in CT. I love everything about it so far. As far as the dickbags that actually WORK in the apple store, well.... Let me say that the whole group of band camp momma's boy/ youth group going/ cross-dressing/ window licking "geniuses" , are useless and are a bunch of inconsiderate lying douchebags.

I bet your wondering why! Hey relax don't worry i'll tell you. I purchase this computer and with it comes a Free but NOT so free printer/copier/scanner. It becomes "free" after your $100 mail in rebate that they don't even explain to you. Allllrriiigghhttt , word.... free printer. I didn't NEED one specifically but hey why not? Im a happy camper and I return home.

Let the SHITSHOW begin. Open up the box to hook it up to my computer. Hmm interesting its not wireless, wheres the cord ? OH it doesn't come with one?! Surely there must be a mistake.... While searching for the cable i also read on the outer box "not compatible with Macintosh". The fuck ?!!!!!!! you fucking serious ?!!! how do you sell me a printer from an APPLE STORE with my APPLE COMPUTER when it's NOT EVEN COMPATIBLE!!!! holy shit .

I am forced to wait through the holiday until everyones back to work and off of holiday hours. Now mind you i have this printer just Chillin. Didn't really need one but now that i have it sitting in front of me I want to use it. Through investigation it turns out that it is compatible but whoever is responsible for box design fails at life.

I go to the apple store to inquire about this cable bullshit, and they have a cable but its $25.... FUCK THAT. Out of curiosity i find out how much the WIRELESS version of the same printer costs. Hmm that's funny its $25 bucks more. BUT wait!!!! IT COMES WITH A FUCKING USB CABLE!!!!! WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. They deserve to get their skull smashed open with nothing other than the piece of shit printer they designed, along with the fuckbags at the apple store who have dick shoved so far up their ass that its stabbing their brain. Thus Stopping them from THINKING.

Why would I think that you ask? hahah WELLLLL 3 trips later to the apple store in the mall and back (half hour drive each way) with our now oh so cheap gas prices. I'm trying to buy the wireless one that comes with the cable and return the "wired" one that doesn't even come with the cable. I've already agreed to buy the wireless one, sure should be no problem!

Cash in hand ready to pay............ OH we are out of stock! OMFG ..........EASY......DONT FLIP OUT..... I ask when they are going to get MORE. They tell me sorry but they get new shipments EVERY SINGLE MORNING so no doubt they will have a whole bunch the following morning. OK ...

Next morning comes, I CALL Them before i waste my gas, they tell me they have them. I'm thinking finally I can end this disaster. I arrive at the apple store, tell the dude i want my effin printer. He wastes my time investigating if this wireless printer comes with a cable. After i've been through all this already and i know what im talking about. He says "ok cool it does" so he sends me to the line that is a mile long. (the "Cash") line. I wait very patiently for quite some time when they tell me they dont have any in the store BUT they have some in the offsite storage which is inside the mall so it will just be a few minutes for someone to bring it up. ok ok ok ....

half hour later it turns out they DONT HAVE ANY!!!!!!! I Ask about their MORNING SHIPMENTS.. he says they dont get them every morning. U FUCKING SERIOUS!? and then tells me that im better off ordering it online because i'll get it quicker than i would trying to get it in the store. I walk out livid ,furious, about to explode and start smashing everything in the store. I refrain from doing so to avoid a jail visit. So now i have bought this cable for this WIRED printer that i STILL FUCKING HAVE. Hook it all up right?? it installs a billion unneccessary programs on my BRAND NEW COMPUTER and doesnt work for shit. I used every single printer maintenance program option it installed on my computer and its still fucked. Wont print black and white, prints blue instead. My garbage is FULL of test prints and cartridge alignment pages.

I GIVE UP. I dont want the printer, i want to fucking break it and all the assholes faces that have successfully cost me about 5 hours of my life,60 bucks in gas, a couple hundred pieces of hair from my head, and WILL probably be partial reason for me going bald later in life and me committing some ridiculous act of violence.


So FUCK YOU apple store for hiring the big circus of mentally challenged idiots. And fuck you mentally challenged idiots that work at the apple store because your worthless pieces of shit, you
FAIL AT LIFE. I can only hope that karma will rain down upon all of you.



That is that. If you were offended by this, you should fuck off too because i didn't ask you to read this and you were forewarned of the language used. As for grammar, spell check, punctuation. FUCK OFF.