My foot is about 3 seconds from ALL UP IN YOUR ASS.

OHHHHHHHHH it's been a while. Let's kick it off right with a big FUCK YOU to the king of burgers.. Here's an idea! STOP WASTING MONEY ON your fucking cardboard hats and your ridiculous advertisements. I'll be honest I've never been a huge fast food junkie, But when your blasted or too drunk to continue with your night until you inhale some awful greasy food, you see BK and your eyes light up I don't care who the fuck you think you are.


Where to start.... How about the moment you drive up to the idiot box, and try to place an order. It all starts with "(insert awful attempt at english here).....help you?" So you got the point of what she/he was trying to say. You take a brief look at the menu feeling rushed as fuck, and in case you can't speak english or can't pronounce words there are fucking NUMBERS. A 5 year old could make an order saying only "NUMBER 7 LARGE WITH A COCA COLA" or you could simply say "I would like the 9 piece chicken fries Large with a coca cola"

Sounds pretty simple right? well friends let me tell you here's the part when it ALL goes wrong. No matter how you say what you want, no matter how many times they ask you what you want, your not fucking getting what you asked for. Maybe this isn't true for all locations but danbury CT is the epicenter of this asshattery. So lets assume you asked for a number 7, let's EVEN SAY that there is no one else ordering as to not confuse the situation even more.

So your done ordering, they attempt to repeat it. And just when you assume its time to progress you are able to make out a few of the things they said when you realize they FUCKED IT ALL UP. So you sit and negotiate until they give up and tell you to drive to the next window. You proceed already irritated and they gladly take your money quickly and shove drinks through your window, not giving you the time to say a fucking thing. HERES the kicker..... they ask you to drive up past the window and they will bring you your order outside.

The fuck????? I've never done this before. So before you bounce outta the window you tell them you would like some motherfucking sauce and it better be in the fucking bag. a while later while your waiting like some sort of dipshit a mile away from the window they bring your food to your car, toss the shit in the window and run away. Let's take a peek here, WHERES MY MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE. GOD DAMNIT SON oF A BITCH. Here we go. Put the car in reverse back up to the window that they were supposed to serve me at. "can i have my sauce that you FORGOT to put in the bag?" ... yeah you would like to ask that BUT they fucking ignore you like they didnt forget anything and have not a FUCKING CLUE as to why you would be sitting there for round #2.

Get your sauce that they were too fucking stupid to remember no matter how many times you ask for it. You then are finally satisfied and drive away to pack away the food in your stomach. until you look at the food thats not what you ordered. WHAT THE FUCK. well hey before we flip out maybe we should look at the receipt...oh thats right they dont give you one.

my point is , no matter how many times you go there pretending that it's not going to happen again, no matter if you go INSIDE or through the drive through, these fucking idiots have no idea what they are doing, they don't speak english or even understand it. im fucking sick of it and i want to firebomb that fucking place. If you try to argue with them they just say "no no" and shake their head and walk away. FUCK DANBURY BURGER KING

all i wanted was some fucking onion rings with some fucking zesty sauce , is that so much to ask for? FUCK.